Russian Army

The most powerful urban military in the world. Hiding in the shadows of your neighbors backyard.
Once you've targeted you can never get back.

The Russian Army is coming for you watch out!

by Feminist12 June 22, 2018

Russian Vacum

a sexual act, when a guy and a girl are having sex, and the guy makes the girl like his butt whole, and he farts in her mouth.

Dude, last night, i pulled out the Russian Vacum on Kristin, it was awesome!

by steevieweevie March 17, 2009

Russian Promise

The act of saying one thing, which puts everyone at ease, then doing the exact opposite of what you propose. It's kind of like a crazy Ivan.

Ivan: Anna, if you go to bed with me, I promise to respect you in the morning.

Anna: Really, I love you so much.

Ivan at 6AM: Get out bitch, here's cab fare. I gave you a Russian Promise last night.

by Commissar Black October 14, 2008

wicked russian

(a)someone who is damn good at something
(b)something that is really cool

Howly feces, that was a wicked russian explosion! OR dayum, that guy is wicked russian when he is on crack.

by Al Denso June 1, 2005

Black Russian

An alcoholic drink, similar to a white russian, except substituting milk for coke.

Contains Vodka, Kahlua and Coke

"If the Dude spiced it up a lil, h'ed be drinking black russians"

"You'd never see a black russian named boris"

by Pengwan March 19, 2005

Russian Deodorant

when the cavity of your armpit gets blasted with skeet

after taking a shower with the girl, I gave her a russian deodorant

by teabagfuh69 November 19, 2004

Russian Candycane

Its when a girl takes a razor, makes cuts on your dick, then douses it in Vodka, and then sucks it off.

Got a russian candycane last night and it was painful, and then it felt great.

by Inpainsomuchpain May 23, 2010