Being pegged by your wife with a dildo made from a mold of your own penis. The twist being that the dildo is increased in size by 33% in all dimensions.
"Cheryl wants to spice things up and bring a new man into the bedroom. I've been warming up with the upside down pony pole for a few weeks, so I'll be ready for that big ole bull!"
by Glazedroofhomie December 17, 2022
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by bennzz61 January 21, 2011
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- social justice warrior, regressive
much like the RINO Republican In Name Only, The rino tries to appear like the parties mascot, the elephant. but is not... an elephant. the pony does the same and tries to appear as the noble donkey, but is really just 'my little participation trophy pony'. Wearing a Yamulka to hide their anti semitism.
- social justice warrior, regressive
much like the RINO Republican In Name Only, The rino tries to appear like the parties mascot, the elephant. but is not... an elephant. the pony does the same and tries to appear as the noble donkey, but is really just 'my little participation trophy pony'. Wearing a Yamulka to hide their anti semitism.
by asapatheist March 20, 2017
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"No dude, they're a bunch of molesters, Uber's really a turd pony."
"No dude, they're a bunch of molesters, Uber's really a turd pony."
by Tr0l1er December 31, 2017
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