Flag

Nothing but a piece of fabric if you dont hold it sacred, which is a lot like going to church and kneeling when you dont believe in god. So, what are you really there for besides taking money out of the collection basket if you're pretending to honor something nobody else can see either?

The guy/girl didnt believe in a flag or anything else, and expected everyone else to apologize, compromise, or change their way of doing things until they didnt believe in anything either. The guy/girl didnt believe in god, but was too chicken shit not to say god bless you when somebody sneezed, that way nobody would call him/her an atheist.

by Solid Mantis June 28, 2020

Flag Polling

Intensely masturbating while inserting the pole of an American flag to assert territory for the United States into the urethra.

Joe: Don't you ever just want to stick a flag down your urethra?
Terry: Yeah I was flag polling last night.

by SlavicPimp February 10, 2017

Flag Horror Movie

The Worst Horror Movie In The World

Your Mom Is A Flag Horror Movie-Henry Danger

by Bob And Logan May 21, 2022

Red Flag

Something or Someone who has a bad personality trait or look to him or her. Mostly used by women to point out things in men to there friends. You can also use an emoji to say this aswell 🚩.

Mike was laughing but his laugh is ugly, red flag 🚩.

by GeekyShartMan April 23, 2022

The Asian Flag

Something that is often worn on the jeans of math professors

Yo dude you should offer ur prof to put more The Asian Flags on his jeans to pass the class broskibro

by outrageousrickyxoxo February 22, 2024

Red Flag

Jade’s ex boyfriend

Jade’s EX boyfriend is the definition of a red flag.

by Hey2728 January 29, 2022

Flag of Maryland

THE UGLIEST FUCKING FLAG YOU WILL EVER FUCKING SEE IN YOUR FUCKING LIFE
THIS FLAG IS SO HIDEOUS IT MADE MY BLIND FRIEND CRY
I WANT TO GOUGE MY FUCKING EYES OUT EVERY TIME I SEE IT

Person 1: Have you seen the flag of Maryland?
Person 2: No, I haven't. Why?
Person 1: *shows Person 2 the flag*
Person 2: EW WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SHOW ME THAT SHIT IT'S SO DAMN UGLY I NEED BLEACH FUCK YOU

by C0ck@ndB@ll70r7ur3 July 9, 2024