when youre listening to your ipod on shuffle and you keep skipping songs because nothing good is coming on
friend: hey what cha listening to right now?
me: ugh nothing im on a shitty shuffle
friend: man, that happens to me all the time.
me: ugh nothing im on a shitty shuffle
friend: man, that happens to me all the time.
by jtplz November 19, 2013
Get the shitty shufflemug. A move typically done in the Roblox game "Your Bizarre Adventure" where someone kills you, and in an act of toxicity, spams the S and W keys on their keyboard, moving back and forth, and essentially, dancing on your dead body. Can be shortened to just "Shuffle" or "Shuffled" when you use it enough. Normally after someone shuffles you, you'd go back to them and fight them again then do it back when they die.
by sidonsjuicytiddies June 24, 2023
Get the YBA Shufflemug. When you're sitting next to a friend on the computer and want to mess with them so your fingers do a little dance on the keyboard to annoy them
by spa1645 February 10, 2015
Get the Keyboard Shufflemug. by Turkey shuffle pilot July 22, 2022
Get the Turkey Shufflemug. The act of deceiving another driver, by slowing down when approaching the other vehicle. Then waiving or even smiling at the other vehicle driver to make them assume you are giving them the right of way. Then BOOM, you speed off leaving them confused.
I'm going to let that nice old lady back out of her parking spot, WRONG.... you ain't getting in front of me gramps, you just tasted the Arkansas shuffle.
by Sgtbiddyboom June 30, 2023
Get the Arkansas shufflemug. I think girls are pretty but I don't know if I'm feeling sexual attraction or just aesthetic. I can't tell if I'm an ace yet. I'm shuffled.
by ThePipYay November 8, 2021
Get the Shuffledmug. The eskimo shuffle refers to an iconic dance move in eskimo culture during the late 1700's. Eskimos would freeze their hands together behind their back and would chase after penguins in what was considered the antartic's first push towards global sporting recognition with their proposal to the olympic games getting rejected under the claims that it was more of a dance and less of a sport. The eskimo's, obviously distraught over the sheer lack of respect to their culture banded together and set out to destroy their fierce rivals at the time. The Jamaican jig had a much wider spread of influence and mass appeal to those with restricted access to penguins and was their number 1 competition in achieving global recognition through the eskimo shuffle.
by realeskimoshuffle July 20, 2023
Get the eskimo shufflemug.