by joey kissed my cock March 02, 2023
The Full Italian Platter is when a Lady Or Gentalman is able to accept not only The Sausage, (Penis) and the meatballs(Nutsack) At the same time while preforming fellatio.....
"Hey Bro I'm taking Melissa out for dinner tonight, Expensive Italian restaurant... Bitch Better be giving me the Full Italian platter when we get home."
"Hey Bro I'm taking Melissa out for dinner tonight, Expensive Italian restaurant... Bitch Better be giving me the Full Italian platter when we get home."
"Hey Bro I'm taking Melissa out for dinner tonight, Expensive Italian restaurant... Bitch Better be giving me the Full Italian platter when we get home."
by Bartleby191 October 22, 2015
A bowl of chef boyardee spaghetti and meatballs used as a masturbation tool for guys of Italian decent.
Im so horny, i need my Italian pocket pussy
by cheddarbob October 08, 2020
The spiciest of meatballs
Homie 1: "Hey bro, you want some spicy Italian bois with your speget?"
Homie 2: "Nah man, I'm vegan"
Homie 2: "Nah man, I'm vegan"
by Pandatactics October 06, 2018
The opposite of Italian Wedding Soup in which a guy is pissed off at his woman, so he goes out and bangs a girl raw dog and then hurries home without cleaning up to get a blow job, making her get a mouthful of some other chicks pussy juice.
Dude: Brah, Janet pissed me off hardcore today, so I am gonna give her an Italian Breath Mint later. Teach that bitch!
Brah: Dude, I know just the slut, real smelly down there, use her all the time for mints.
Brah: Dude, I know just the slut, real smelly down there, use her all the time for mints.
by Phreekachu December 07, 2018
When you put your dick in a cannoli and make a girl eat it from waist height as a joke, then when she goes to take a bite you grab her head and force the cannoli/dick in disguise down her throat. This makes the cream go all over her face.
Mark: What happened to you Martha?
Martha: oh, this mess? Yeah Jack gave me an italian face mask the other day.
Martha: oh, this mess? Yeah Jack gave me an italian face mask the other day.
by Stormagadon October 04, 2017
The “Italian Sock Puppet” is the sexual act of moving your hand in a “Ma Che Vuoi” motion inside a girls’ vagina. While doing this, you turn your hand 180 degrees, to imitate using the girls’ vagina as a sock puppet.
Tony: Aye, Goirl, I’m gonna use you tonight.
Francine: What are ya gonna do to me, papa?
Tony: I’m gonna do the ol’ Italian Sock Puppet witcha.
Francine: What are ya gonna do to me, papa?
Tony: I’m gonna do the ol’ Italian Sock Puppet witcha.
by The Italian Lover October 20, 2021