getting some change

Jackin' off

"Where's Robert? He was supposed to be here at 9."

"Probably getting some change"

by mcswaggerr November 25, 2016

smoke some bacon

The act of performing oral sex on a man. The term is used in a pejorative context and can be used as a sharp retort to an insult directed at you

"John you are so dumb"
"Bill, go smoke some bacon"

by solestar May 27, 2013

maybe some buttsex

The act of considering anal intercourse.

"What should we do, babe?"

"I don't know. Maybe some buttsex."

by SetoBlox April 2, 2016

Some Sandusky Shit

Any flagrant sexual talk/action to or about minors.

Bill: Hey, isn't that your sister, Lisa?
Ted: Yeah why?
Bill: No reason....... NICE TITS, LISA!
Ted: Dude, chill! That's some Sandusky shit, right there.

by imthatawesome November 18, 2011

cuff some monk

to use ones hands to manipulate the female genitalia. (fingerbang)

Man, I'm gonna cuff some monk tonight.

by P-Feezy October 3, 2003

get some monkey

The act of having sex.

Hey what are you doing tonight? we're gonna throw a party. (other) I can't go Melissa is in town and I might get some monkey.

by turdlip June 6, 2011

Some Kind Of Wonderful

Named for the 80s film, when you give a girl a pearl necklace and tell her "you look good wearing my future."

I hooked up with a chick just like Watts, it was some kind of wonderful.

by TrueRonin October 1, 2022