shafwaan

Shafwaan is a person with many ears, someone who is always willing to listen to your problems. A person who understands and accepts hard reality.

shit I had a bad day
shafwaan: dude we'll chill and talk about it

by ellery west December 1, 2021

Shaft

Long big hard rod big long lots of men giant rod, huge. Absolutely measurable. No thinking, you cannot it is impossible.

my shaft is fucking massive

by BricketGaming December 11, 2021

Shaffering

The act of accusing someone of missing too much time at work only to miss time yourself.

Brian accused me of Hughesing but he was shaffering.

by Tardy, absent, Sabbatical January 12, 2022

Shaftage

Similar to cleavage but for when your pants are pulled down slightly below where your dick starts so a little bit of shaft starts to show

Yo dawg that nude you sent to Samantha had some major shaftage. Props bro, shit was worthy of a MOMA exhibit.

by Jfc idc February 1, 2022

Shaft Juice

Anything that exits the penis sperm, piss, kidney stones need I say more

Bro she sucked the shaft juice out

by Shaft juicer February 22, 2022

shaft juice

Anything excreted from the penis drunk as a juice sperm, piss, kidney stones, need I say more

Dude she slurped the shaft juice

by Shaft juicer February 22, 2022

Shafter special

Having a potato masher and half a kitchen utensil drawer in ones rectum , while ingesting ones own tears and semen while shitting the bed.

What a Shafter special, he wasted his free hit on a load of useless bastards

by irishmonkeyslayer February 26, 2022