seafoodtarian

a person who is like a vegetarian but will make exceptiosn to seafood and no land animals

Allie is a seafoodtarian because she loves her hummus and seafood spread, but will never eat meat.

by Wilson Chen March 13, 2008

self proclaimed fat bitch

A skinny bitch that claims to be fat and will go to great lengths to prove that she is fat whether it is finding invisible double chins or stretching out fragments of skin to pass off as blubber, in order to a) seek attention and receive compliments or b) to fit in with other fat bitches.

Skinny bitch: OMG LOOK AT MY ARMS IT IS DOING THE WAVING FLAG (while rapidly moving arms)

Fat Bitch or Normal Person: OMG STOP!!! YOU ARE SUCH A SELF PROCLAIMED FAT BITCH.

by Nawkstar July 13, 2010

Self Inflicted Wound

The act of creating injury to oneself, whether it be physical, emotional, personal loss, mental anguish, etc.

John lost the love of his life when he messed around with another woman resulting in her dumping him. "Wow, that was a self inflicted wound".

by ejkruzr January 23, 2012

selfiecide

Dying while taking a selfie. When your vanity collides with the Darwin Awards.

Can be used literally (an actual fatality) or metaphorically (such as a career- or relationship-ending idiocy).

"In recent years, more people have died of selfiecide than by shark attacks."

"So when HR found out about the pictures from the convention, he was marched out with his personal effects in a cardboard box before lunchtime. Gotta say, that was a total selfiecide, dude."

by GarethBeaumains May 26, 2016

self absorbed

Confidence and self-absorption rooted in narcissism are not the same: first, narcissism is self-focused while confidence considers the wellbeing of others.

You self absorbed and pretentious! I know iv fallen into your trap a few times

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 10, 2019

Self arrest Warrant

A legal document you may issue for the purpose of placing yourself under arrest and judging yourself not fit for any public duty. This places you in the custody of a private authority not subject to federal oversite. This measure should be taken when a lawless society is created by Democratic Crime Reduction.

The Government offered me a public office position so I could have the same immunities as they do and screw people over without repercussions, but I have been deemed unfit for public duty. I am in the custody of my creator who helped me execute a Self Arrest Warrant.

by Spiritual-Master February 19, 2022

Golden selfie

Pissing on yourself while in the shower.

Who needs a golden shower when I can give a golden selfie?

by HustleRose October 2, 2013