5 Second Cook

Someone who always makes microwaveable food, such as tv dinners and microwaveable pizzas, and considers it "excellent quality food". Can also be known as a 5 second chef.

For dinner tonight, my dad "made" us "quality" spaghetti, which was really just Stouffers. He's such a 5 second cook.

by TehKingz August 7, 2010

second-hand 4chan

a 4chan-based meme that is found on an image aggregator and posted on a social networking site

Please don't post a rageguy comic from funnyjunk on my facebook page, that's second-hand 4chan

by Copperbeard November 2, 2010

Second Hand Luke

The act of letting your boyfriend go down on you after letting another guy ejaculate in you earlier.

I went over to Tom's house for an afternoon quickie, then when i got home Steve went down on me for an hour. I totally gave him a Second Hand Luke!

by Yinzer4life February 24, 2011

10 second hot

Adj
a property describing when something feels warm to the touch but you cannot hold on to it for more than ten seconds before you realize that it is excruciatingly hot.

Be careful with those cookies, they may feel warm now but they're really 10 second hot.

by Chadwell The Great July 15, 2011

Thirty Second Warning

The thirty second warning (noun) is the overwhelming feeling that you're going to shit yourself. This often occurs after eating Asian food.

brb man, Thirty Second Warning

by Mr Smith III July 26, 2011

Second Friend

A second friend is a friend of your friend. They typically do not hang out with you unless you are hanging with your friend in common (known as a first friend). This is because hanging out with a second friend is usually awkward, as usually the only thing you have in common is that you both know your first friend. Sometimes if you spend enough time with a second friend, they can upgrade to a first friend. Then hanging out with that person is no longer awkward.

Say that Paul is your friend, and that David is his friend. But, sometimes you hang out with David because you hang out with Paul.

Michael: Hey man, you going to David's tonight?
Me: Is Paul going to be there?
Michael: Nah man, he's out of town.
Me: I probably won't go, he's more of a second friend.

by Social Expert July 8, 2012

Three Second Walrus

A large, glittery walrus that appears can appear anywhere and at any time, but for three seconds only. It is fond of slaughtering things and consequentially said appearances often end in three second massacres. The three second rule makes no difference to him.

"I narrowly escaped getting killed by the three second walrus!"

by MagnificentRikki November 15, 2012