greer park

neighborhood in Palo Alto, California plagued by violence and crime. Gang members are packed on every corner at night. "Day to day all we see are bodies" -young tyson, age 15(greer park gang member) Because the Black gangs usually operate at night, the neighborhood is somewhat calm during the day, and even white and asian crip gangs are starting to form in the area. Basically, if you come to Palo Alto and you see a black guy with bleached dreadlocks and an assault rifle on the corner, you know your by greer park.

"aye mayneee greer park gang on mine"

"sup bloooooodddddddddddd! dis GPG"

"BBBBBBLLLLLLAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT"

by dukiewater February 28, 2009

porsche parking

Outlying parking area for cars with anxious owners: opposite of rockstar parking.

None of the cars in Porsche parking are real Porsches: those are parked in rockstar parking.

Mike's buddies have gotten used to hiking into events because he has to put his Ford Focus in Porsche parking. Still, it's a free ride, and this way no one sees them get out of a Ford Focus.

by Freeloader May 25, 2008

Parking Inspector

A person employed to be an pain in the ballsack and only really exists to raise revenue for councils. Ironically the revenue they are raising will put them out of work when they are replaced by automated parking infringement machines.

Reference: www.parkinginspector.com

That parking inspector is handing out parking tickets. What a ballsack.

by ihatecouncils February 13, 2010

Jew Park

The ideal parking space that a person may find, or a typical jewish person would drive around in circles to attain. Usually within several spots of the handicap spaces.

"We showed up half an hour late and this spot is available? Jew Park!"

by rossilicious July 3, 2009

Linkin park

Craaaawling up my ass
My anus will not heal.

I wish Linkin park would get anthrax.

by Delthryn July 15, 2008

Parking Ticket

Condom found still inside of or hanging out of a woman's vagina upon waking up in the morning. Usually caused by continuing the sexual act after ejaculation.

Had the best drunken sex with the hot chick from the bar last night, but I woke up to her all pissed off at me. Apparently I had left her a parking ticket.

by DOC 211 August 23, 2010

princess parking

another (more feminine-oriented) variation of 'rockstar parking': getting a space right in front of (or otherwise very close to) the venue being visited. other variations on this term include 'prime parking.'

Holy crap! A spot right in front of the building! Talk about princess parking!

by Johnny 5 September 2, 2005