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Panda Sex

Sex with a partner that rare or infrequent. Refers to pandas, who have sex so infrequently it is rarely witnessed by humans or other pandas.
“He’s the best sex of my life. But we have panda sex. It only happens when we’re in the same city, which is practically never.”
by Kermy615 September 11, 2018
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pand

a better way to say pwnd or 0wnd
but it sounds more powerfull and it is more elite (1337)
"z0mg i pand u n00b"

"pand!!!!111!1!!!1"
by zopfi666 May 14, 2007
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Reverse Panda

A car with a different color hood or door.
Your car is all black but the hood is white. Looks like a Reverse Panda.
by fblood July 3, 2009
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Panda'd

1.) The act of getting denied harshly, or getting put down in an excruciatingly horrible way.

2.) When having sexual intercourse an neither of the participants want it.

3.)Getting punched in the eye orifice, both kidneys, arms, legs, and back until bruised to the point that you look like a panda.

4.) Getting told by a cute fat abstinent Asian kid.
Person #1 I heard Mark just ask out Cindy.

Person #2 Yeah, She panda'd him though...

Then she got pissed off for no reason and panda'd the shit out off him...

Person #1 Is Mark alright?

Person #2 No, she started screaming and tried to rip his dick off.

Person #1 Holy shit sounds like they had a panda'd situation.

Person #2 Then he got quadruple panda'd when her boyfriend roasted him.

Person #1 (mind explosion)
by Sexual Harassment Panda Cub December 19, 2009
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panda

a female, who although a little overweight, is still very attractive.
man 1: man that girl is fiiiine
man 2: she is such a panda
man 1: you know you would hit it.
man 2: i know...
by zach89@gunit December 28, 2005
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paddy wagon

The term 'paddy wagon' is of English origin due to it's use to pick up drunk Irish louts (paddy's) from pub brawls.

It is commonly used across all prior English colonies including Canada, Australia, New Zealand and many others.

Contrary to other postings here, the term 'divvy van' is unbeknownst to any Australia on my extensive MSN list, nor have I heard it in the 47 years I've lived here, so I'd say it's someone attempting to coin a phrase.
Mel Gibson refers to a paddy wagon in a (intended) slip of the tongue (due to Australian roots) in the movie Signs, "We took some of your friends downtown already in the back of a paddy wagon."
by ath0 January 24, 2005
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panda

(1) A selfish male sexual partner.
(2) An asian mammal with has trouble reproducing.
(3) Form of Maoist diplomacy originating in cold war gifts of Pandas to western zoos.
(1) My mans is a panda; he eats shoots and leaves.
(2) The zoo has a Panda it eats shots and leafs.
(3) Maoi used Panda diplomacy
by Andy MacFadyen January 21, 2004
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