shit business

Shit business : An informal interaction, satyric humor scenario, extreme results.

"My boys came over and crashed the car in the woods, then stumbled upon a case of money."

"Oh, shit business bro!"

by Psychonomy x December 26, 2016

3-5 Business Days

1471 days. That's how many days it took for the Rift update to come out in Hypixel Skyblock, which was said to be released 3-5 Business Days after the game's creation.

Friend 1: She bad asf.
Friend 2: What the fuck? She's only 3-5 Business Days old!

by aggressivenooby October 8, 2023

business sugar

Cocaine

Tony, be sure to bring the business sugar to the next meeting.

by Mister Bulldops June 9, 2021

Busy porn

When people get off on being busy.

“The whole conversation was busy porn… everyone getting off on how busy they’ve been, how busy they are, and how busy they are going to be.”

by MikeJC October 6, 2023

Business end of the phone book

The spine or binding of a large phone book used to bop em.

Tight lipped Tommy got the business end of the phone book after not checking BC01 for metal

by Tight lipped tommy May 31, 2024

Business casual faggotry

The act of partaking in faggy or homosexual activities in a workplace or professional environment with someone you work with, while being very casual about it.

A: *Grabs B’s tit*
A: *Holds B’s waist*
A: *Kisses B on the lips*
A: “i’m heading home, i better see those reports on my desk by Thursday B”
A: *slaps B’s ass*
B: “guys i’m not gay i swear i have a boyfriend”
C: “wtf. Thats a prime case of business casual faggotry….is this allowed????”

by MagicMagnus March 14, 2025

ukrainian business suit

Attire consisting of a long sleeve shirt and cargo pants.

Did you see Vlad?

Yeah, he wears that Ukrainian Business Suit everday.

by AntiAnal March 11, 2025