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Poni

Poni is literally a perfect human being. He can be a perfect boyfriend or a friend indeed.

People like to be around a poni.
Wow she’s so lucky to have poni
by Lil booty minter November 23, 2021
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Dogwood Pony Girl

A Dogwood Pony Girl, is a member of a made up elite girls' equestrian school located in the mythical town of Dogwood, Connecticut. Because of it's mysterious provenance, , it has been used to describe a woman who is super smart , beautiful self reliant , but in-inexplicably mysterious.
Have met Sarah? Shes that bio egineering major that transferred from Stanford with the super strong legs. It's hard to get much out of her, She's a total Dogwood Pony Girl.
by Torbert May 21, 2023
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Nordic Pony

A generously sized phallus with superb blonde pubic hair that would cause anyone making direct eye contact to cry and begin to unexplainably slow dance in place.
Gary has a magnificent Nordic Pony! Why am I now slow dancing by myself?
by Gator6977 August 23, 2020
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pony twist

when you grab a mans genitals through the back of his legs and twist in a spiral up motion causing the dick bone to fracture
dude i pony twisted this african man last night!!
by slimybigballs July 10, 2015
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Steam Pony

Hey I don’t have condoms so let’s steam pony after our workout.
by LlamasGalore November 13, 2019
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Pony pack

A small square of paper folded to hold cocaine as it wont get stuck to it like plastic bags do since theyre made of paper or card.
just got a half and its in a baggy not a pony pack half of its stuck to the corners!
by Bigboy packet April 3, 2022
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The Sky Pony

The Sky Pony is a fast-growing alternate means of referring to the collective network formerly known as “The Internet”. It has its roots in The Pony as a (formerly) fast means of transmitting data. i.e., The Pony Express, Paul Revere’s preferred means of locomotion. Radar Love predated The Sky Pony yet they share the same family tree.

Pony up is coming to mean the same as logging in.
Bobby: I don’t even know where to start looking for paper clips made of paper.

Brenton: What barn were you born in? Look it up on The Sky Pony!

Tipper: Come to bed, Al What’s so much more fascinating about your computer than me?.
Al: I’ll be right there babe. I’m inventing The Sky Pony!

Old white US Senator: increasing Sky Pony access to rural America is our highest priority.
by Bagelman5440 April 8, 2024
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