David: "Chris.......no matter what, you always seem to have sex with that chick in the butt."
Chris: "I know dude, that's why we call her the butt monster!
Chris: "I know dude, that's why we call her the butt monster!
by jj887732 November 10, 2006
Get the butt monstermug. The natural muscular contractions of the inner vagina that, much to the surprise of the provider of pleasure, grabs a hold of the trespasser and pulls it inward.
When I was fingering my girl last night her Box Monster grabbed my fingers and pulled them deeper into the cave. I was flabbergasted!
by theirishpig July 23, 2008
Get the Box Monstermug. The bald-spot infested, bloodshot eyed, emaciated meth addict twin brother of the famous Sesame Street character Cookie Monster. He is neighbors with Oscar the Grouch and smokes meth in the dumpster next to Oscar's trash can.
Meth Monster- Hey kids, my brother couldn't make it today because I, I KILLED HIM AND THREW HIM IN A DUMPSTER!! I mean he's sick from eating too many cookies. That's why I smoke meth instead. Now anyways time to count to 10
1 bag of meth.
2 bags of meth.
3 bags of meth.
4 bags of meth
5 bags of meth
Meth Monster: Oh shit this is starting to get tempting
6 bags of meth
7 bags of meth
*Starts sweating
8 bags of meth
9 bags of meth
Meth Monster: C'mon almost to 10
10 bags of meth
*pulls out a gun
Meth Monster: DON'T YOU TAKE A SINGLE STEP CAMERA GUY!!! This shit is mine all mine!! I'm gonna smoke it and get so fucking wired tonight!!!
* shoots the camera guy pulls out his pipe and puts the meth in the pipe
Meth Monster: yes!!!! hahahhahahaha!!!! and remember kids, meth is better for you than cookies.
1 bag of meth.
2 bags of meth.
3 bags of meth.
4 bags of meth
5 bags of meth
Meth Monster: Oh shit this is starting to get tempting
6 bags of meth
7 bags of meth
*Starts sweating
8 bags of meth
9 bags of meth
Meth Monster: C'mon almost to 10
10 bags of meth
*pulls out a gun
Meth Monster: DON'T YOU TAKE A SINGLE STEP CAMERA GUY!!! This shit is mine all mine!! I'm gonna smoke it and get so fucking wired tonight!!!
* shoots the camera guy pulls out his pipe and puts the meth in the pipe
Meth Monster: yes!!!! hahahhahahaha!!!! and remember kids, meth is better for you than cookies.
by beerisgood94 January 5, 2010
Get the Meth Monstermug. by CanDA19 June 17, 2006
Get the cookie monstermug. by Press To Talk January 1, 2010
Get the Monster Dickmug. a person who checks the cookies on other peoples computers in the hope of finding out something about their sexual habits
Dude 1: "Hey can I check out Facebook on your laptop?"
Dude 2: (passes laptop)"Sure, here you are..."
Dude 1: (turns screen slightly away from friend) "Thanks, won't be a moment"
Dude 2: "Hey, what are you doing? That's not Facebook...are you snooping on me? You goddamn frickin' cookie monster."
Dude 2: (passes laptop)"Sure, here you are..."
Dude 1: (turns screen slightly away from friend) "Thanks, won't be a moment"
Dude 2: "Hey, what are you doing? That's not Facebook...are you snooping on me? You goddamn frickin' cookie monster."
by fieldingmellish April 25, 2009
Get the cookie monstermug. by wgukgigjyg April 3, 2016
Get the cum monstermug.