Airhead Jordan

An increasingly popular disparaging and well-deserved nickname for the twice-failed candidate for Speaker of the House, Jim Jordan.

We like to call him ‘Shit for Brains’ but somehow ‘Airhead Jordan’ seems a little catchier.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 20, 2023

Michael Jordan

White boy out of Lansing, M. Loyal to the loyal, worships the sun, believes in aliens, and can throw the hips like no other...

Michael Jordan is the greatest of all time.

by Remco Pardeau March 2, 2019

jordan the pedo

Raging alcoholics and also sniffs ket and coke every Friday night in the bridge. They call him the horse in a field

Have you seen Jordan the pedo

by Bongs and spliffs September 11, 2020

hayley and jordan

A couple that has unconditional love for each other, once these two souls are together nothing can stop them. They love being with each other and can get lost in each other's eyes. They love watching sunsets and could care less about what others think of them, they are inseparable together and without each other, they feel empty they would drop anything if it meant they could be together in each other's arms they love being clingy and can never get bored of just sitting and admiring each other. These two are soulmates who will forever belong to each other and will never get tired of telling each other 'I love you' every single day. Every day they are grateful for each other and would do anything to make the other person feel happy, they love getting tention and giving each other tention. They fill the right side of each other

hayley: "gimme tentionnn"
jordan:"you have all my tention baby"
a form of love used by hayley and jordan

by dandelion090523 July 2, 2023

jordan and jon

lovebirds

you are such a jordan and jon!
jordan and jon are a couple that will never be forgotten

by blah blah bkah December 8, 2017

jordan doll

Jordan Doll is the best person I know. He's so sweet, loving, and has the biggest heart. He's very modest and has big muscles! He's so hard working and is always prepared for what life throws at him. He's there when I need him, to help me and support me. I couldn't imagine my life without him. He is my best friend, my partner, my husband. I love him.

I went to the gym today and seen a massive guy, it had to be Jordan Doll!

by EDoll2 June 5, 2017

Jordan Kornreich

yktv “nah bro mook” playin w u but ❌🧢 on my mom foh

Penis penis Grover oh mate ye - Jordan Kornreich in an angry state

by IEF June 6, 2019