A faggot that gets pissed at steal because he make fun of his sexuality steal also calls him Joseph because he wants Joey to recognize his ugly ass name
by Dane, Devin, and Joey are gay December 20, 2019

That one tall lanky white boy who wears vineyard vines and preppy clothes and is a Michigan die hard. He acts like a 25 year old to everyone. Joey Gorman is a very wise person and I would consider him like a grandpa
by Anonymous1470 January 15, 2019

A Joey is someone who will drop anything going on for weed and alcohol. Some may call this a problem but Joey calls it a lifestyle.
Dude 1: Wassup Joey, long time no see, how are you doing?
Joey: Shit man I know I got here 2 minutes ago but I gotta dip Jack’s boutta hook me up with some weed
Joey: Shit man I know I got here 2 minutes ago but I gotta dip Jack’s boutta hook me up with some weed
by grammy P June 25, 2023

The physical manifestation of gluttony. A “Joey” is usually a fat fucking loser who claims they are “big boned” but weigh 450+.
by WithersLoss September 13, 2025

by SomeRandomPseudonym February 27, 2021

Guy 1: WHAT THE F*CK HAPPENED!!!
Guy 2: he shot himself
Guy 1: MF THE GUN WAS *EMPTY!*
Guy 2: you should also try it
Guy 1: try what?
Guy 2: To Joey yourself
Guy 2: he shot himself
Guy 1: MF THE GUN WAS *EMPTY!*
Guy 2: you should also try it
Guy 1: try what?
Guy 2: To Joey yourself
by Hi igor January 19, 2024

by ganglinn October 25, 2019
