When you put your dick in a cannoli and make a girl eat it from waist height as a joke, then when she goes to take a bite you grab her head and force the cannoli/dick in disguise down her throat. This makes the cream go all over her face.
Mark: What happened to you Martha?
Martha: oh, this mess? Yeah Jack gave me an italian face mask the other day.
Martha: oh, this mess? Yeah Jack gave me an italian face mask the other day.
by Stormagadon October 4, 2017
Get the Italian face maskmug. The “Italian Sock Puppet” is the sexual act of moving your hand in a “Ma Che Vuoi” motion inside a girls’ vagina. While doing this, you turn your hand 180 degrees, to imitate using the girls’ vagina as a sock puppet.
Tony: Aye, Goirl, I’m gonna use you tonight.
Francine: What are ya gonna do to me, papa?
Tony: I’m gonna do the ol’ Italian Sock Puppet witcha.
Francine: What are ya gonna do to me, papa?
Tony: I’m gonna do the ol’ Italian Sock Puppet witcha.
by The Italian Lover October 20, 2021
Get the Italian Sock Puppetmug. by DRRASH November 18, 2011
Get the Italian Truck Stopmug. The Full Italian Platter is when a Lady Or Gentalman is able to accept not only The Sausage, (Penis) and the meatballs(Nutsack) At the same time while preforming fellatio.....
"Hey Bro I'm taking Melissa out for dinner tonight, Expensive Italian restaurant... Bitch Better be giving me the Full Italian platter when we get home."
"Hey Bro I'm taking Melissa out for dinner tonight, Expensive Italian restaurant... Bitch Better be giving me the Full Italian platter when we get home."
"Hey Bro I'm taking Melissa out for dinner tonight, Expensive Italian restaurant... Bitch Better be giving me the Full Italian platter when we get home."
by Bartleby191 December 15, 2015
Get the Full Italian Plattermug. Italian Missile Crisis - When an Italian man shoots a fat load into a girl. And she in turn laughs a hearty laugh and the cum shoots out back at him.
by Aspeegers Harry Pottet May 3, 2018
Get the italian missile crisismug. Edibles that will fuck you up to oblivion and cause you to have blue balls for the extreme agression of trying to get a blow job from every girl at the party that you decided to take the edibles at…
Max: Matthew took Italian chew toys last night, and forced Mary to give him head
Jack: we’ll what happened??
Max: Matt’s in prison now lol
Jack: we’ll what happened??
Max: Matt’s in prison now lol
by Matthew j Zak December 13, 2021
Get the italian chew toysmug. The spiciest of meatballs
Homie 1: "Hey bro, you want some spicy Italian bois with your speget?"
Homie 2: "Nah man, I'm vegan"
Homie 2: "Nah man, I'm vegan"
by Pandatactics October 5, 2018
Get the spicy italian boimug.