gravy thief

A woman whose ultimate goal is to get pregnant without having to go to a fertility clinic. Specifically, the "thief" tricks the victim by convincing the man that she wants to have sex with him. Afterwards, she will attempt to recover the man's "gravy" from a used condom by sucking it into a syringe and injecting it directly into her vagina. She may or may not pursue her victim for child support if she's successful.

Poor Bob fell victim to a gravy thief. Now he has to pay child support for a kid that's being raised by a lesbian couple, that fight his requests for joint custody.

by bruuuh March 12, 2015

Boner Gravy

A TERM FOR EJACULENT FOR MALE HUMANS

He just replaced regular gravy with his boner gravy it was disgusting that guy ruined thanksgiving for EVERYBODY

by Fudgedragon2005 June 21, 2018

Gravy Hammock

Slang for having runny feces trapped in (normally) whitey tighties.

I couldn't make it to the bathroom, so I ended up with a gravy hammock.

by jihadorbust April 8, 2016

brown gravy twitch

when you have to shit so bad, all you can do is sit, stand, or pace and twitch; typically experienced in situations when a bathroom cannot be accessed

*standing in line at the store* "Man, I ate too much for lunch, now I got the brown gravy twitch."

by Becquiqui December 22, 2013

Gravy Strip

The part adjacent to your butthole that all the shit gets smeared onto when you wipe, leaving a thin gravy film

I’m going to lick Anthony’s Gravy Strip when he visits me.

by Urban1dude October 30, 2025

body gravy

the combination of sweat and dust blown on you by the wind

This body gravy is nasty!

by LittleMissCutiePie April 3, 2020

Fresh Gravy

When a street is freshly paved and looks really smooth.

*While Longboarding*

Guy 1:"ohhhh man u see that shit?"
Guy 2: "fuck yeah I see it, let's hit that fucking fresh gravy."
Guy 1:"... uh... what?"

by InYahmada July 22, 2020