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Glassception

Deceiving somebody using a drinking glass.
Guy 1: "knock knock"
Guy 2: "Who's there"
*smashes glass in face*

Guy 2: "dude, you totally glassceived me!"
Glassception
by kamehamehaaaaaaaa February 13, 2012
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glasgow breslin

one of a glasgow surrounding area and tends to tan wine yet do it all the time. corrects grammar and punctuation , is always spot on with an argument and to stick the nut in anyone who starts with him especially in cathouse

kieran breslin is a well known character in glasgow : ask who he is and someone is bound to inform you.
here did you see kieran glasgow breslin ?

aye mate he was bouncin' doon argyle street shouting "nae fat chicks , fleeto , , tan wine and dae it aw the time , kieran breslin in yer scheme al pump yer burd n make hur scream L'AAHHTT YAAAAASSSS!!!!!
by youngstampyderry1 November 14, 2012
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Glass hoe

When girls trying to be sexy through windows but just look like caged monkeys.
Guy1: wow look at that girl through that window
Guy2: oh she a glass hoe
by Infinitelyyourshoe July 29, 2014
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Glass coffin

When you drop your guts in the shower and the moisture makes the situation exponentially worse, essentially trapping both you and your stench in the shower
“Oh my fucking god, that was terrible” - Greer
“What have you done?” - Ben

“I was having a shave in the shower and blew off, the smell was unbearable” - Greer

“Oh no; nothing worse than the ‘ole glass coffin” - Ben
by Thiccbenji420 September 9, 2019
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glaserdisc

A Tiktoker who make edits of Jessi Glaser from big mouth. They make edits and clips of Jessi they have 11.3K followers
Glaserdisc is a Tiktoker
by Glaserdisc July 18, 2021
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Hour-Glass'd

Hour-Glass'd or Hour-Glass'ing is the act of forgetting what in the world you were trying to remember. Typically used in place of "Brain Fart" to match a professional or more tame atmosphere.
I was trying to remember that chick I met friday night but totally Hour-Glass'd on her name. -or-
I was in a meeting with Jim CEO and I completely Hour-Glass'd on a portion of my presentation. When I explained that I was Hour Glass'ing rather than having a Brain Fart, the entire executive team seemed to appreciate my tame explanation
by mumfleet August 17, 2008
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Old Glass Table

What you need to do is squash you genitals underneath you while you are sitting on a glass table and take a photo from below.

If you are in a customer service role, you can give it/send it to customers who are unbelievably stupid or rude as a way of letting them know how little you care about their issues.
A: "This guy says there is a blackout in his area and wants to know why his Internet isn’t working."
B: "Send him the Old Glass Table and tell him to wait 30 minutes before his Internet will come back on."
by OldGlassTable November 10, 2009
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