Edward

The sex slave of Mac Kul.

Get that damn Edward to the back of the bus.

by Greeneggsandhamplussam July 26, 2017

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brian edward asbury

One solid guy! You’re all that I want! I love this man forever! I’ll never let go! Go team Brian! We got this!
💛🧡🌻🧡🌻🧡💛

Bro!
That’s Brian!
Dude!
Brian Edward Asbury is a great guy!

by Lilbitqueenbee4life aka Honey September 15, 2020

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Similar to squidward but just the evil counterpart. Edwards enjoy short walks on the beach and licking slices of ham. Edward is vegan and will always stick to his vegan history. Sometimes Edward can be scared but in reality the scary things are scared of Edward. If you are an Edward. You are a solid champ. HURRAH!

Oh gosh is that an Edward? There goes the Edward. Be friends with Edward”

by #KnotRëganfromARC520 August 23, 2022

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Edward

An Edward is a person who will change your life forever with their wit, humor and soft-natured personality. They are generally a person who lurks in the background and swoop in to save the day. An Edward makes an especially good father, as they have a heart of gold and tend to put their children first.

Edwards are commodities, like gold and silver.

Get yourself an Edward. They are great!

An Edward swoops in to save the day.

by TheFriendlyg1rl July 17, 2022

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Edward

Anyone named Edward are very good looking and get hella bitches, they always have a good personality and a ginormous dick

Edward you are so good looking

by Giantman June 13, 2022

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Edward C

To refrain from acting on one's sexual instincts due to morality, fear, self-absorption or all of the above. A reference to the character Edward Cullen in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series.

"Some say that teaching Edward C in schools doesn't work, and that Sex Ed is much more effective."

by ChristinaChristina February 6, 2010

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