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dragon food

Chocolates bought for one's better half in order to smooth over a situation.
"I came in wasted last night, pissed the bed. Better get to the garage for some dragon food"
by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005
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Angry Dragon

As a girl is blowing you and just as you are ready to cum, you grab the back of her head and shove her mouth all the way down your cock as you cum. If your timing is right, you will cause her gag reflex to trigger and your cum will shoot out of her nose, much like a kid that can shoot milk out of his/her nose.

Cum burns coming out of someones nose, much like fire would coming out of a dragons. Hence the name ... Angry Dragon.
She'll never call me again after I gave her the Angry Dragon!

I would pay that slut a lot of money if I could give her an Angry Dragon.
by readhead scott January 11, 2009
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Dragon Smooch

While in the act of locking lips at the precise moment when ones tongue is fully erect inside of another ones mouth the person bologna burp's and blows the mist out of their nostrils.
After our lunch date I gave Lisa the ole Dragon Smooch. or

During monopoly the boys all held Henry down and gave him a Dragon Smooch.
by SuperMagicBoyWonder January 18, 2012
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Dragon Puff

The moment after an anal creampie, when the girl (guy?) goes to fart out the excess, and it is lit on fire by a match or lighter. Also known as the Brazilian lighter stunt.
I was on the set the other day, and as I went for the Dragon Puff she spray farted chocolate rain on my face and burnt off an eyebrow.
by Upstate Livin April 1, 2011
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ginger dragon

A red head, male or female giving head, when you cum in his or her mouth, that is angry dragon, hence, ginger dragon, ginger is a red headed person.
by dammit man January 22, 2014
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Musky Dragon

A gay staff Sargeant who can't play Cerberus for shit.
My buddy Adam is such a Musky Dragon
by GetNPuss August 22, 2019
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The Greensboro Dragon

The Greensboro Dragon is a dragon (might actually be a drake has not yet been verified) outside of Greensboro it currently resides much closer to the Greensboro area. This dragon has actually ate roughly 12 cats although some strays may not be accounted for. This is an abnormality as dragons typically slumber during the colder weather but may have had its home caved in from a recent snowfall.
It appears to be 4 feet tall and 10 feet long with a wingspan of 12 feet. It's breed is unknown
by himang December 17, 2018
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