dragon food

Chocolates bought for one's better half in order to smooth over a situation.

"I came in wasted last night, pissed the bed. Better get to the garage for some dragon food"

by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005

Angry Dragon

As a girl is blowing you and just as you are ready to cum, you grab the back of her head and shove her mouth all the way down your cock as you cum. If your timing is right, you will cause her gag reflex to trigger and your cum will shoot out of her nose, much like a kid that can shoot milk out of his/her nose.

Cum burns coming out of someones nose, much like fire would coming out of a dragons. Hence the name ... Angry Dragon.

She'll never call me again after I gave her the Angry Dragon!

I would pay that slut a lot of money if I could give her an Angry Dragon.

by readhead scott January 11, 2009

Musky Dragon

A gay staff Sargeant who can't play Cerberus for shit.

My buddy Adam is such a Musky Dragon

by GetNPuss August 22, 2019

Puff Dragon

When you are vaping and the vape comes out of your nose cause if you to start coughing uncontrollably.

The first time I tried vaping, I got a puff dragon.

by itSirBoi April 22, 2017

Dragon moment

A moment every stoner has. When someone who is extremely high takes a large hit of marijuana and blows lots of smoke, resembling a dragon. Being in a very high state, the person then believes they ARE a dragon. This can also apply when one is high and thinks somebody else is a dragon.

"Dude, I finally had my dragon moment last night. It was awesome."

"Dude, you had wings... and stuff. That was an awesome dragon moment."

by Lambchop =D January 4, 2010

dragon-forcing

When guitarists force unnecessary technical riffs in their playing to propel their guitar wankery to new levels. Employed religiously by the band Dragonforce, whose guitar-masturbation prowess is unrivaled. Often also attempted by jack-offs at Guitar Center who sit and play the same sweeps all day long, hoping to somehow be "discovered" in their unrelenting daily solo-debuts.

"That doochebag has been over there dragon-forcing his lame-ass riffs on that Marshall half-stack for about half an hour now."

by dead_on_arrival1123 October 28, 2008

Zen Dragons

A derivative of the skateboarding phrase "Red Dragons", "Zen Dragons" takes hardcore awesomeness to the next level. Generally used to describe an event so insanely rad, hardcore, and uniquely intense at the same time - that upon experiencing said event, one immediately & simultaneously experiences true NIRVANA. thus the expletive, "Zen Dragons!!!"

Dude, we're about to jump out of a plane at 18,500 ft. Zen Dragons!!!

by Sahasrara May 13, 2010