Schrodinger's Douchebag 

When someone makes a bigoted comment (Racist, Homophobic, etc) and tries to play it off as a joke after realizing the joke didn't land and it isn't the right crowd.

Guy 1 (Schrodinger's Douchebag, Clav): "Marlon mogs all of you? Yeah, but he's black."

Guy 2: "No, he's not."

Guy 1: "Oh, he's not?" *Nervously tapping on table*

Guy 2: "Have you seen his parents? They're white."

Guy 1: "Oh."

Guy 2: "I think he's just really tan. He does mog."

Guy 1: "H-He mogs us to oblivion."

(Later that day)

Guy 2: "Clav really tried to Schrodinger's Douchebag his way out of that one. We should stop talking to him."

Schrodinger's Douchebag by Dean Dihchester July 9, 2025

Schrodinger's Douchebag 

Inziewienzie

> inziewienzie says something stupid and doesn't take accountability

This person is a huge Schrodinger's Douchebag

Schrodinger's Douchebag by Xalter September 10, 2025

Schrodinger's douchebag

Someone who has a bad take and then makes an excuse of it being either a joke or ragebait based on the audience's reaction.

Anthony: I think Minecraft is overrated.
Trevor: Dude tf you mean. Minecraft is one of the best games ever made
Anthony: I-I was just joking!!/Haha! You just got ragebaited!
Harry: Anthony is such a Schrodinger's douchebag

Schrodinger's douchebag by appleapple_1 December 21, 2025

Konradinger's Douchebag

A guy who makes unbalanced, unplayable and unfightable enemies in games that calls them "gimmicks" if the players struggle.

Man today's session was so bad, our gm is such a konradinger's douchebag

Konradinger's Douchebag by Altum June 7, 2026