Daddy Short Legs

The opposite of a daddy long legs. Someone with very short legs.

Cate is so short, she's like a Daddy Short Legs.

by Chadian for Life June 6, 2020

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daddy pig, where art thou?

The act where Daddy Pig goes missing and you don’t know where that silly man could have gone!

Peppa: OH DADDY PIG!? daddy pig, where art thou?

by Bobbie Newtron2 acc January 11, 2021

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the informal but non derogatory term for a first time fathers novice and inexperienced disposition of parenting, often resulting in embarrassing moments and public humiliation of said "noobness" that can either cause great laughter or deep sympathy for his fathering future.

other definitions include;

- if you haven't changed your kids diaper yet.

- you nodded reading above definition.

- tossed around the idea of writing a parenting manual before you procreated yourself.

- you define spending a night alone parenting your child as "babysitting."

- other variations include; dnoob

Example #1 ------

Guy: Well, honey! Do you want me to breastfeed the baby for awhile!
Honey: You may have moobs, but it doesn't work that way Daddy Noob.

Example #2 ------

Doctor: Nurse, my forceps.
Nurse: Sure thing!
Guy: Babe, this Doctor is jacked, he has forceps.
Girl: Tell me your joking dnoob.

by DaddyNoob.com August 21, 2012

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Daddy helms

An adult that teenage girls and gay guys dream about and he arouses everyone with his saxophone

You group of teenage girls saw Daddy Helms and almost fainted.

by The band kid October 31, 2018

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daddy harder

DADDY HARDER is what u scream when ur man puts his oversized penis inside or you so hard u feel like exploding

OH DADDY HARDER PLEASE OHHHH

by Dragon_Senei_X FORTNITE ADD ME October 5, 2019

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Daddy Nes

A peadophile who works in gyms and takes steroids. He is characterized by a dirty, often smelly throat beard and does not know anything about hym supplementation,

Hey look! Its Daddy Nes!

Get the kids inside now!

by batts4lyf August 26, 2011

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