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cock shopping

When a girl walks around a bar, or gym, talking to every guy she sees, flirting, and gazing in the eyes.
That girl I was just talking to must be cock shopping, she just walked away from me, and started talking to that guy over there.
by ShoreJJ June 1, 2006
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cock swamp

1. A lady who is known for being a dirty whore.

2. To be swamped by cocks
In a sentence, Nicole is such a cock swamp.

This party is a cock swamp.
by TheSpieler11 December 3, 2014
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cock helmet

1. This is any helmet that has a large cock/dildo attached to the front of it. The helmet should ideally have a chin-strap for extra added control. Depending on the size of the cock this item can really attract some great attention. It's a lot of fun to use too.

2. The head of the penis.
He wore his cock helmet out on Halloween and every dirty-nurse, french-maid, sexy slut out that night couldn't keep themselves from hanging from it.

She did a wonderful job of working my cock helmet as she gave me fellatio.
by Uncle Junk September 1, 2006
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cock shield

2. A defensive and honorable maneuver where a friend successfully has sex with a chick that is stalking you, freeing you up to score with someone else. The need for the cock shield arises when the act of having sex with the stalker will lead to a bunch of bad consequences.

This is similar but subtly different to being a wing man, a cock block and the cock shield def 1. as your friend is trying to avoid you having sex with one person so that you may have sex with another.
Dude, thanks for the cock shield last night. I now have at least another month or so before she'll be back in full force tying to get me to sleep with her again - nightmare averted!
by KeepItCoolYo July 13, 2010
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Slum Cock

A low-life human being who is unskilled, unattractive, lazy, and worthless. Often used to describe someone who makes you feel classy even on your worst day
You know that Brian guy at the other store? He’s a slum cock!
by Put it on Jerry's credit May 26, 2010
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Thanos Cock

When you put and elastic band around the base of your penis until it goes fully purple
Yeah I fucked a bitch with that thanos cock last night
by TheReidanator September 24, 2018
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cock dimples

When a person is giving head, and sucking so hard that their cheeks sink in, they have cock dimples.
This chick was suckin me so hard, she had cock dimples!!
by Airica November 15, 2005
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