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Zombie Clock

A clock that, after having been bitten by a zombie, uses blood-coagulation rates to calculate approximately how long until you will become a zombie. When the clock finally counts down to 0:00:00, you are craving brains.
Better pull that trigger before her zombie clock hits zero....
by Asdf Jkl; January 4, 2011
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Clocked

Dang lena your outfit is clocked
by Unknowner99 August 20, 2017
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Tour de Clock

Having 6 28-hour days a week, essentially skipping an entire day.
Jerry: I woke up at 6 pm, man!
Tom: Wow, you starting a Tour de Clock today?
by Korinthos February 21, 2014
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warble-clock

n. v. (war'ble clock) (wôr'b'l klŏk)
innate sense of chaos
He just got slammed. Not finding his warble-clock, that fool will fall into the cluster-fuck.

guy1: Warble-Clock?
guy2: If her ear were a duck I would Quackit.
by pseodowarble November 19, 2011
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rearrange your clock

If you don't knock that shit off I'm going to rearrange your clock.
by Watson00 March 8, 2016
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melting the clock

When a person or player of a game is stalling for the clock to lose time for them to win!
Lebron James was melting the clock in order for his team to win
by Bigtasty556 March 10, 2018
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