chocolate dragon sundae

The act of fucking a girl in the mouth and thus midway through the fucking you pop out a shit in her mouth and jizz on top of that while jizzing on it while you punch her in the face. The moaning is a desirable effect that Hutch truely enjoys

Want a chocolate dragon sundae?

by Brandon Hutchinson February 8, 2009

Chocolate Surf

Taking your laptop or internet phone into the bathroom while defecating.

Guy 1: This video on YouTube looks awesome but I really gotta poop

Guy 2: Dude, Just do a Chocolate Surf

by Koko and The Chief October 2, 2009

Chocolate Eclair

Having a particularly dirty anal sex setion and then ejaculating into the anus. The penis or ejaculating dildo should have fecal matter on the surface and the ejaculate should be contained in the anus with only a dollop on the out side.

I thaught she had an enima but when I ended up with a the Chocolate Eclair I knew differently.

by PhillZ February 7, 2010

Chocolate Pelican

The act of sitting on someone's face so as to allow them to blow you as you simultaneously defecate into their hair.

"Bro. Gave my girlfriend a Chocolate Pelican last night"
"Oh snap, my chick would never let me do that. She'd be all like, 'not in my hair you don't.'

by Hasina&Marious June 21, 2010

Chocolate Snow dragon

When someone feeds His/her own faeces to their sexual partner telling them its chocolate. They then clamp the receivers mouth shut before telling them it was excrement not chocolate. The receiver then tries to shout/spit but cannot because their jaws are clamped shut. So, instead the faecal matter is effectively blown through their nose and teeth. Leaving excrement all over the persons face and the surrounding area.

Molly: Sam, eat this chocolate.

Sam: (eats chocolate) It tastes funny.

Molly: (Clamps Sam's jaw shut) That's because it's my shit dear.

Sam: (muffled scream/shit is blown out of his nose and teeth)

Molly: How was that my little Chocolate Snow Dragon?

by Overweight Primate April 16, 2011

chocolate cookie race

Running 100 yards with an Oreo cookie between your ass cheeks where the losers have to eat their cookies from said cheeks

"Freshies line up! It's time for a chocolate cookie race.

by Taintbutter136 August 17, 2016

chocolate banana

When a dude porks something in the rear for a great while and then pulls out his shaft and notices that there is a very brown and smelly substance covering his wang because the bitch/fag he was hittin had a dirty asshole, covered in dry shit on the outside and a huge log inside.

After anally inducing Sally for a great period of time, he pulled out and noticed brown smelly shit all over his manhood. When he finished donkey punching her, he mad sure she sucked his chocolate banana clean to make it look like it did before the anal pounding

by P-I-M-P-G-A-N-G-S-T-E-R August 16, 2004