bum eggs

is the waste matter from a living beings back passage:POO

"steal the bum eggs from the pan, much to the owners bemusement"

by Ian_666 August 11, 2004

Bum Hum

Something that "hums" (stinks) which also comes from your bum. i.e farting..guffing, trumping...bottom vapours!!!

"Hey what's that awful smell"

It's Andy...he's got bum hum!

by BFREASH February 17, 2010

Bum barfing

Usually occurs the morning after heavy drinking and can be accompanied with actual barfing. Involves regular trips to the toilet with little or no warning.

Guy 1: Hey dude, awesome night last night but you were wasted!
Guy 2: Yeah, it got pretty crazy!
Guy 1: How you feeling today? Pretty hung, I guess?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, been having a serious bum barfing session all day.

Guy 1: I hate when that happens!

by Joneman January 4, 2010

bum blow

To blow one's nose by pressing down on either nostril and blowing the snot out of the other. Used by people who don't have tissues or are homeless (bums).

Whenever I don't have a tissue, I just bum blow to clean my sinuses.

by Prizio February 27, 2004

bum shandy

Emptying a bottle of beer down a girls (or guys if you are that way inclined) ass, proceeding to have vigarous bumsex in said ass, and pulling out rather quickly, for the contents of beer to spray out all over the place.

I gave her the best bum shandy ever last night.

by sexifacator February 6, 2005

shit bum

One who has the grooming standards and social graces of a shit-stained vagrant walking aimlessly around city streets oblivious to the world around them.

That guy Puck from the Real World -- what a frikin shit bum!

by Bad Billy August 28, 2003

Bum Hunter

An Australian Wildlife Guy who hunts Bums, telling on how bad they stink and how they are staying alive in the wild streets.

Did you watch Bum Hunter last night? It was fuggin' hilarious.

by Chris Criswell April 13, 2004