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bum plum

A big sore that dangles out of ones arse hole when straining to hard whilst taking a huge shit
Ouch, mum I pushed out a bum plum and its ripe for the picking
by bennygonebad October 23, 2013
mugGet the bum plummug.

Bum spider

Where a clump of poo gets stuck to your anal hair. You grab hold of said poo and pull it until it is removed. The poo takes with it a number of anal hairs during the removal which when placed in the palm of your hand looks like a spider. This is now a bum spider and can be used to chase your mates around and you will get similar reactions as if it was a normal spider.
Look at the size of this bum spider I just took out of my ass crack.
by Northern1000 January 9, 2018
mugGet the Bum spidermug.

bum magnet

An person whom is attracted to people that have no purpose in life, No education, No job, No money, homeless who wants to live off of others.
Your just a Bum Magnet , if your current boyfriend has nothing to offer you ,but sex, And your ex boyfriend is your deadbeat baby daddy.
by Thesexy1 March 22, 2016
mugGet the bum magnetmug.

bum blow

To blow one's nose by pressing down on either nostril and blowing the snot out of the other. Used by people who don't have tissues or are homeless (bums).
Whenever I don't have a tissue, I just bum blow to clean my sinuses.
by Prizio February 27, 2004
mugGet the bum blowmug.

bum shandy

Emptying a bottle of beer down a girls (or guys if you are that way inclined) ass, proceeding to have vigarous bumsex in said ass, and pulling out rather quickly, for the contents of beer to spray out all over the place.
I gave her the best bum shandy ever last night.
by sexifacator February 6, 2005
mugGet the bum shandymug.

shit bum

One who has the grooming standards and social graces of a shit-stained vagrant walking aimlessly around city streets oblivious to the world around them.
That guy Puck from the Real World -- what a frikin shit bum!
by Bad Billy August 28, 2003
mugGet the shit bummug.

Bum Hunter

An Australian Wildlife Guy who hunts Bums, telling on how bad they stink and how they are staying alive in the wild streets.
Did you watch Bum Hunter last night? It was fuggin' hilarious.
by Chris Criswell April 13, 2004
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