The speech given (usually to a guy) by a girl when he's started a relationship with her "best friend"
"Mate, i'm in deep shit... i spent last night with jane but i really am not intrested in a relationship"
"Yeah so what's wrong"
"Ellie gave me the best friend speech"
"she..."
"yeah..., the...'thing is...she's my best friend, if you fuck her around I will castrate you and stick your balls so far down your throat you'll be shitting cum for a month...' speech"
"Yeah so what's wrong"
"Ellie gave me the best friend speech"
"she..."
"yeah..., the...'thing is...she's my best friend, if you fuck her around I will castrate you and stick your balls so far down your throat you'll be shitting cum for a month...' speech"
by sickboy101 May 17, 2010
Get the The Best Friend Speechmug. From "The Penis Song" - in Monty Python's movie - The Meaning of Life! -
"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, YOUR WIFE'S BEST FRIEND
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
Just don't take it out in public,
Or they will put you in the dock
...And you won't - come - back ! "
"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, YOUR WIFE'S BEST FRIEND
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
Just don't take it out in public,
Or they will put you in the dock
...And you won't - come - back ! "
by Volcanoe Joe January 21, 2009
Get the Wife's Best Friendmug. points that can be given out to your best dudes when they do something that a best dude would do like talk you up to some chicks or giving you extra food or just plain helping out. points can range from negative Infinity to positive Infinity.
Matt: hey man can you pick me up at the bar.
Chad: yeah on my way.
Matt: thanks, best dude points to you.
Chad: yeah on my way.
Matt: thanks, best dude points to you.
by bestdude November 21, 2010
Get the best dude pointmug. The act of choosing to play Blitzcrank in the game LOL and then not hitting a single pull until 20 minutes and killing their ADC, all while trashing his ADC saying they suck ass at ADC.
by Isadadasdwdas November 1, 2016
Get the Best Blitzcrank NAmug. Often confused with domesticated. This term refers to a female who lives with big, hairy, poopy men and cleans up everything in the home. Scrubbing floors, cleaning up pubes, maybe even washing the toilet's poop stains. For some reason they believe that this women of wonders likes cleaning, however she is disgusted and losing sexual desire after seeing the back story behind men. She is not only domesticated, she is do-best-icated.
When a man comes home, sees his female roommate doing the dishes, grabs a new one and starts eating and talking to her while she is doing the work. She is do-best-icated.
by Sunshine1123 January 27, 2013
Get the Do-BEST-icatedmug. The type of hug you can only give to a best friend. Usually given when you haven't him/her in a long time.
by DJPremiere April 12, 2016
Get the Best Friend Hugmug. by JakePaulHater987 December 14, 2018
Get the Best teacher evermug.