T-boning

When you having sex with a girl and pull out too far then miss and bend you penis

Me: Yo Fabs I was banging this bird then ended up T-boning he
Fabs: mate that must have been well painful

by Posh Twat September 22, 2015

T-Sip

A texas university longhorn, usually very feminine and many times gay. Usually cowardly.

While everyone was off fighting the war, the T-Sips sat home and dodged the draft.

by Texasgolfer03 July 25, 2008

T-squared

T-squared, is an amazing actress and singer. When she was in the womb, she designed the Eiffel Tower, who is now her brother. She has the ability to fire beams of tacos out of her hands and turn her legs into tigers. Her father is best friends with Brett Favre and is an undercover agent who is building her an underground mansion. Her whole family went to Yale, and she will be going to Juliard this fall. She's a time traveller and invented penicillin. She rode with Sacajeweya. She gave voice lessons to Beyonce, and now she IS Beyonce. She is the queen of the moon.

Wow, that's so t-squared of you!

by t2lover April 14, 2011

T-Pose

A religious ritual which is served as an offering to the god of all things, Danny Devito, typically done on tuesdays. The day of tuesday requires at least one T-pose to be performed to appease Danny. To perform a t-pose, one must stand with a blank expression with their feet together, and raise their arms to their sides until their stance is similar to the letter T. Performing a t-pose is almost aleays accompanied with the Halo theme. Women cannot t-pose.

"Guys it's t-pose tuesday!" *T-poses and sings the halo theme*

by Some fucking dude June 12, 2018

Akbar T

FAT PERSON THAT BEATS PEOPLE up often found in the UMASD HallWAY.

AN ELEPHANT=AKBAR T

by MIKc March 24, 2009

T-Tan

When you get sun burned while wearing a T-Shirt. When you take your shirt off only your arms and neck are burned leaving a "T" shaped white skin.

I was land scaping all day with my T-Shirt on. Now I have a T-Tan.

by BostonTravis August 18, 2006

t dawg

T dawg a broski. He is dark dark brown and thinks he can rap. He has dark brown eyes and a mexican fro. He only hits the gym twice a month, he's lazy and has no rhythm. He makes music for the deaf. In most cases a T dawg is a virgin.

"Hey broski, have you heard that song "Lyrical Homicide cide cide" by T dawg"?

by HelloClifford July 13, 2011