Skip to main content

stoner holes

holes in your clothes, that result from ashes from the cherry flying off the end of blunt, joint, spliff, etc.
i have stoner holes in my clothes, and aint got no weed
by quixotickane June 30, 2016
mugGet the stoner holesmug.

stoners tea

Makes you high. Yep. THats about it scrub a nub dub
A: Hey kid wanna buy some stoners tea?
B: SURE BRO.
*drinks*
B: Whoa, I feel alive and colourful. I am as high as a fuc*ing mushroom!
by supeeps February 17, 2014
mugGet the stoners teamug.

Stoner sip

While stoned and mouth dry, you go for some liquid but there is very little remaining in the bottle and you know you will need it again. You take the smallest sip possible only to wet your throat while retaining enough liquid for many more stoner sips.
My buddy started coughing after a giant rip and asked for my water. I told him to take a stoner sip but the bastard finished off the rest of my water and we have a 9 mile hike to finish.
by aDanishMafiaHit May 25, 2021
mugGet the Stoner sipmug.

Stoner boner

Stoner boner is a lot like whiskey dick. When you get too fucked up on good weed sometimes it’s hard to get a hard on.
Bro last night I was so high I couldn’t get my dick hard enough to fuck Lana... fuckin stoner boner man.
by Biggin McGriddles November 30, 2020
mugGet the Stoner bonermug.

stoner peeve

Pet peeves that most stoners have
My number 1 stoner peeve has got to be Camp counselors. Inconsiderate smokers trying to blow my high.
by D-momoney July 14, 2015
mugGet the stoner peevemug.

stoner trivia

A collection of questions about marijuana arranged in a trivia like game. Usually played right after smoking.
Shawn: You guys coming to stoner trivia at the hookah bar on wednesday

Mark: I already got 2 joints rolled for the ride, man.
by Shawn Parent April 17, 2008
mugGet the stoner triviamug.

Stoner

A person who usually takes a lot of drugs, especially marjiuana. And enjoys life more than most people.
Hey,you know that guy Nick...well he enjoys life more than most people! Stoner
by Stoner3883929263 December 14, 2014
mugGet the Stonermug.

Share this definition