Patrick-ified

To intentionally dumb-down or simplify a sentence, experience or quote to a point where even a 5 year old sonic fan named Patrick could understand.

"I originally said "just have fun" in a battlefield discord server but since you dont play battlefield i replace "battlefield" with "apex legends" to make it relatable to you, in other words I Patrick-ified it"

by GodGaveYouHands September 5, 2021

Patrick McGoohand

When you have an impromptu bate sesh and are forced to finish in your hand due to lack of proper planning i.e. Tissue etc.

I suddenly got horny and decided to beat off. I didn't have any tissue so I used old "Patrick Mcgoohand".

by Macsteed November 1, 2016

Patrick lozano

THE BEST ATHLETE TO EVER EXIST AND ALWAYS HAS THE MOST SHMONEY

Patrick lozano is the best athlete and he is the best at basketball and he always has the most shmoney

by Shmoneypattt November 20, 2023

Patrick Shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing, that you wish you were never born.

Yooo lets get patrick shwavyd , lol, it's lit!!

by Beatrix who wants the mug December 17, 2019

patrick shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born.

Yooo lets go get patrick shwavyd lol it’s lit

by Very bad personal December 20, 2019

Patrick

The most amazing person you’ll ever meet! Most beautiful eyes around, a real show stopper! Excellent style, all around nice guy. Really caring, and thoughtful, best jokes ever and super hilarious. If you find a Patrick don’t ever let him go because you’ll never find someone as amazing and unique as him! Also super cute!!

Person 1: Hey who is that?

Person 2: oh that’s Patrick he’s the best

Person 1: wow I love his eyes they are so pretty

by Missa582 February 12, 2021

patrick shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.

Yooo lets get patrick shwavyd lol its lit

by a very very bad person December 16, 2019