Wanker

Lumo

You are like lumo( a wanker)

by Penis lover 69999999 June 25, 2022

Wanker

A disingenuous man soliciting a sex worker, possibly masturbating while making a false inquiry. A time waster.

"He was just a wanker. He wouldn't say what he wanted and just kept panting 'yes, Mistress,' into the phone. I'll be blocking his number.'

by LadyLiv September 11, 2022

lass wanker

A bloke who constantly gets on your nerves so you feel the need to call him a lass wanker.

Liam Joey thinks Chelsea will finish top 4, what a lass wanker!

by Tupaclivesincuba November 6, 2022

wanker

British greeting, meaning the same as friend or "mate"

Person 1: Bruv you're such a wanker

Person 2: Meet at the back of tesco innit (for a friendly chat of course!)

by noshush November 14, 2022

Im a Mega wanker

You are a Mega wanker!

"lol Im a mega wanker"
"same lol"

by Timothy ballsacks official 😎 April 21, 2022

Bloody Wanker

Bimbo

Bimbo is indeed a true bloody wanker hes addicted to wanking to gay porn

by True dictionarian April 22, 2022

Wanker

British slang for an idiot or fool

My favorite part before the Queen arrives is yelling "wanker" at Prince Charles as he passes.

by DianeSimmons September 13, 2022