walmartgeorgewashington

Is I a very fruity tiktoker

Person 1:Do you know walmartgeorgewashington on TikTok?
Person 2:Oh them?They are really fruity

by WalmartLondon July 20, 2021

wallow hound

A guy who digs the fatties.

That dude can’t get enough of the big leagues. He’s a total wallow hound.

by The Big Shazoo October 20, 2021

Waldorf

Waldorf- The act of keeping the momentum of a helicopter going, usually with the lower extremities of the male body.

“I just had to Waldorf it.”

“I was Waldorfing it when my dad walked in!”

by SomeMarineGuy October 21, 2021

Walmart Dweller

One (Usually decrepit and disgusting) individual who spends an unusually large amount of time at Walmart.

Bobby “Wow that lady is fucking weird looking. Why is she always here?”
Brandon “She is simply a Walmart Dweller. If you don’t bother her, don’t worry. She’ll be sure to bother you.”

by Closet Gayng October 21, 2021

Walmart Man

The Coolest Mother Fucka in existence like the coolest i mean the coOOooOooOoOoOoOlest motha fucka

I want to have sex with Walmart Man

by Not Walmart Man November 12, 2021

Walmart

That one store where you have to hunt down a Manager to buy a stick of deodorant

Walmart where all the employees are on break at the same time

by DarkSoldier0238 November 16, 2021

Walmart brand freedom

When parents are overly strict and say we live in a free country.

Guy1: “Bruh my parents think that communism is bad they haven’t seen themselves!”
Guy2: “Walmart brand freedom be like”

by Ur mom is upstairs August 16, 2021