re-twat

To tell someone something you read on twitter in person. similar to a re-tweet.

Ruth re-twated the joke she read on twitter to her friends at work.

by Davbot44 October 27, 2011

twat tan

A tan which does not graduate in tone leaving a straight line between pale and tanned skin.
For example, wearing a t-shirt on an extremely hot day and having a tan which stops immediately at the elbow.

I had to work the 9-5 shift today in the sun and now i've got this bloody twat tan

WAAAYY Nice twat tan mate!

by Thomas Betts July 1, 2007

smug twat

Short fat man with receeding hairline. Studies law and whistles inanely. Can also be tall oafish Oxford born posh racist boy who doesn't think you should play rugby in the street and always has to have the last word. Rejects spiritualism, religion and others' opinions in general in favour of eating other people's food and listening to "soft" rock.

You know who you are!!! You MAXimal smug twat RICH

by Gwyn Whitey June 12, 2007

Twat Knot

When a girls pussy lips are so loose they get knoted together with the thong

When i was walking in school i felt an extreme amount of pain in my twat and i looked and i had a huge twat knot

by Fin Germatwat October 31, 2010

scouse twat

An inhabitant of the city of liverpool, someone born in liverpool or someone with the most disgusting f English Accents

Eeee Arrr I'm a fookin tire thief!

by Mudda December 4, 2004

Twat Balls

clitoris, and/or surrounding bumps.

Suck my twat balls.

by Big Kahk January 2, 2009

dumb twat

Any person who spells Katie with two E's.

Person 1: Oh, whos that new girl in class?
Person 2: You dont want to go near that with a 10 foor pole.
Person 1: Why not?
Person 2: Her names Katie, but she spells it like a dumb twat with two E's

by TheFlyingIdiot August 14, 2011