TOENECK

A PERSON WITH A SHORT CRUSTY NECK.
SOMEONE WHO NORMALLY LIVES IN A UNSANITARY HABITAT.

A PERSON WITH POOR HYGIENE ESPECIALLY ONE WHO DOES NOT WASH THEIR NECK AREA.

TANYA: HEY GIRL WHY DIDN'T YOU COME TO THE PARTY LAST NIGHT?

KELLY: GIRL, I HAD TO STAY HOME AND TAKE CARE OF THIS TOENECK! I WAS CRUSTY AS HELL.

TANYA: OH NO! I JUST MADE A COMPOUND CREAM TO HELP WITH THAT! ILL BRING YOU SOME.

KELLY: THANKS!

by mellborne October 31, 2018

takenology

Modern-day devices that make the act of stealing easier and more efficient.

With the latest in computer takenology, crooks can now pilfer people's assets without even leaving their easy-chairs.

by QuacksO November 12, 2018

Tokes

Smoking, but for bitches.

People should stop thinking you're so cool shoving a fog machine into their mouth.

"Yo Ryan pass me the tokes!"

"What!? I can't hear you over the sound of terrible rap music."

by Dylanator003 November 20, 2018

Toenail

Gay child

Person 1: Did you see toenail?
Person 2: Yeah, he's a heck-face

by AnalWithShrek December 5, 2018

tokemas

Smoking tree every day of December.

Hey dude I’m on my 20th day of Tokemas.

Merry Tokemas!

How’s your Tokemas going?

by rennebeany December 20, 2018

Tokin

The act of making a ironic TikTok video

Person 1: are you free tommorow?
Person 2: no sorry, im tokin

by Vocabulaire meister January 18, 2019

Taken by the Trance

When you're driving on the highway with your mom on the freeway and after an hour of silence subtly whispering ''The Trance is taking me'' while your hands slowly release the wheel.

Taken by the Trance while gettin lit the fuck up

by mikkell8 February 23, 2019