midget waffle

Male midgets stacked on top of each other, naked, where ones midgets dick is stuck in the other midgets ass. Like a stack of waffles. Must be a minimum of 3 midgets.
These dudes all standing together like a giant midget waffle.
by StagHunter January 01, 2020
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Waffle Ass

A common occurrence inside penitentiaries. When one inmate presses his shaved butt cheeks against the grate of a SHU recreation cage, while his homeboy in the next cage sticks his meat shank through said grate and proceeds to beat those shit cakes.
If Harris doesn’t bust soon, Unique is gonna have Waffle Ass for a week!
by Gaysofthunder69 February 26, 2020
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Waffle Home

A waffle house that ascends from the level of a mere house to a home through excellent service and amazing waffles. This distinction is most often granted between the hours of midnight and 4am, and nearly always by drunk teenagers
“This waffle house is more than a simple house, it’s a waffle HOME.”
by Waffle Home Lover January 05, 2019
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fresh waffle

A waffle, that has been made freshly.
Lexa just made a fresh waffle.

Yo, that’s tight.
by BigPapaEJ January 19, 2018
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wacky waffle

When you take a shower start beating your meat, shit yourself and then waffle stomp your shit down the drain!
Jerry did a wacky waffle in the shower last night.
by shaman _u1trastrong January 08, 2021
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stoop waffle

The involuntarily release of poop when bending over.
Jade: oh no
Mindy: what?
Jade: I think I just cooked up a stoop waffle
by mattpacer May 16, 2016
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Boot Waffle

The little dried pieces of mud that take the shape of the bottom of your boot.
You are leaving boot waffles all over the floor because you didn't clean you boots off properly.
by BOOT WAFFLE December 30, 2019
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