Third string punter

Somebody worthless to a team of any thing
Like cats birds dogs or even John cenas
If you get lucky a team of Cadens

He is a worthless third string punter

by Shitass69420 May 24, 2019

izzydizzyglizzybuzzygizzy the third Junior

A funny name to give to your friend named “izzy”

“What’s an izzydizzyglizzybuzzygizzy the third Junior?” A fucking name SuZaN

by lunaaslp July 18, 2023

Third Gear Autism

When you come up with an idea and get fixated on it immediately.

"Dude I just hit third gear autism."

by sodawoda August 20, 2023

Going through the third ring

SuffeRING

A reference to the common joke of the three rings of marriage: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Can be used on people who aren’t married as well to say suffering

It’s only been a year and Dave seems like he’s going through the third ring with his wife.

I haven’t been doing well, I’m going through the third ring right now.

by MartianMenace October 8, 2023

third semester

Da classes-attending term in a college year when a female student starts to really "show".

When a "loose" local chick announced dat she was in her final trimester, I assumed she meant dat she was taking her third semester in college; da only puzzling part about it is dat none of da area-colleges seemed to have any record of her ever having registered wif dem.

by QuacksO December 28, 2021

Redneck Third Base

Alternate term for anal. Texas birth control .

Ol' girl ain't down for no more babies , so every night im sliding into Redneck Third base....

by Tex in affect February 26, 2023

Third Wave Rage

The raw anger that transfers to everything in the universe from a person tired, annoyed and impatient as their country suffers a third wave of Covid-19.

"Why did Tom freak out at the gym today, just because that dude got to the squat rack before him?"
"Ignore Tom...he just has third wave rage".

by WillyCravemore July 23, 2021