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Acorn Cop

A police officer who is very jumpy or is quick to pull out their firearm in every situation, a reference to the cop who mag dumped into a cop car after an acorn fell onto the roof of the car
“I was at Walmart today and I saw a cop pull a gun on a woman stealing diapers for her baby, what an acorn cop!”
by Ephless April 25, 2024
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kid cop

A young buck cop, that is exactly 3 weeks out of the academy. The ones to get beat up, get their badge stolen, and punked.... by teens..
Loves to chase and play "cops & robbers" . . Recent Childhood bully victims.
"Man Juwuan, this kid cop ran up on me , Ty ty , and Namio , we whooped his ass and crashed his charger"
by moneymusicmarijuana April 1, 2015
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cringe cop

A person who overuses the word ‘cringe’ to the point where it’s cringeworthy in and of itself. The irony is that they give up so much of their own time to mock all who fit their meaning of ‘cringe’. A pun on ‘cringe comps’, which tend to be their sad excuses for YouTube videos.
He thinks he’s better than you just because you like ponies? What a cringe cop.
by PonyTrainBoi March 29, 2021
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Rent-a-cop

A derogatory term for security officers favored by juvenile delinquents, vagrants and imbeciles who can't distinguish between police officers and security officers.

People who use this term are ignorant, petulant, uneducated, entitlement minded, stuck-up brats. They are under the delusion that the world revolves around them and security officers are supposed to be stupid enough to deviate from or even break their protocol to accommodate their overblown, delicate egos. They'll play the victim and cry that security officers are dicks and bullies who "gave them a hard time" because they didn't bend to their will. Their poor opinion comes from a very small percentage of security officers who are actually guilty of everything they say, but ignorantly choose to judge all of us as a whole due to their pitiful inability to think critically.
Angry, stuck-up princess: "Waa! That rent-a-cop made me stop, show a form of ID, sign in the guest log and made me wait one minute to check his list to VERIFY that I was actually on it! He's supposed to be stupid and take my word for everything! Waa!
Security Officer: "Sorry" to hear you're so butthurt because I actually did my job! 😂
by Magnus75 November 30, 2024
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Female Cop

A Female Cop is A Strong Attractive Female who wears a police uniform, carries a set of handcuffs, a pistol, and wears a badge. She has the ability to arrest you, and write tickets. And some are very strong. They can be mean as hell or one of the nicest people in the world or can be both
by Will700 June 16, 2024
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Sex Cop

Really..... You're going to show me that shit and you dumb motherfuckers admonish her for fucking her NOT RETARDED co-workers? That's the story huh? Not that she's fucking disabled criminals.... but that she's fucking NOT disableds.... This is exactly why you will never get the unity that you want. This is why your bullshit worldview will never be universalized.
Hym "Yeah.... Ok.... I no longer believe in body hair... I think you are all just so full of shit that it eeks out of your pours continuously... I'm at a loss for words.... No no no you know what? You're right. You're all clearly better than me. I was wrong. You CLEARLY know something I don't. Sex cop? Really!? Yeah, no I definitely need to improve myself because I'm clearly not good enough to understand sex cop = bad and retard sex cult = good. And you are. CLEARLY. You should all be the moral arbiters of what is acceptable behavior in society. I would probably understand if I wasn't so fucking inferior. That's got to be it. Maybe the retard gets it. I get it! She must not have gotten all of her work done after she fucked the other not retarded cops. That has to be it. It can't POSSIBLY be that you're all full of shit and I'm not. You're just better. As a matter of fact, Todd should be paying all of you! He should pay all of you for editing and producing the thing I wrote. I makes so much sense! I just..."

Iam "He's.... He's just going to keep going...."

Hym "My eyes are opened Iam! I've seen the light! I know see error of my ways! God! What could I have possibly been thinking before!? I need to turn my life around! Immediately! Everything changes today! I going to start by..."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2023
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