Dave wanted to danger wank in the Taco Bell bathroom, not in a stall, and he did. He almost got caught danger wanking but he put his junk back in his pants.
by omgitsme23 May 7, 2018
Get the danger wankmug. by John Sextant October 11, 2021
Get the Burn wankmug. by Krisdemiltion November 12, 2018
Get the Wank Cavemug. A former vessel of snack goods such as 'chips' or Haribo which has been emptied and substituted for tissue roll or a condom in the event of an untimely 'free' wank.
Typically made of plastic. Often the corners are torn to allow more room to aim the wank.
Typically made of plastic. Often the corners are torn to allow more room to aim the wank.
by wordcount September 8, 2014
Get the wank packetmug. by Piss Cheeser August 24, 2009
Get the Wank Slapmug. The act of masturbation in a semi-aquatic territory.
Open to both genders, a marine wank is most commonly (but certainly not exclusively) performed in the bath.
It is reserved for only the most progressive of wankers, the true cream of the crop. Those with a real appetite for their own genetalia.
Other more uncommon places to marine wank include public swimming pools, lidos, paddling pools*, ponds and lakes.
There are unconfirmed tales of people becoming addicted to marine masturbation. It is reported that people have become so desperate, they've been filling up sinks and dipping in their genitalia for a quick fix.
* please be noted that it is considered poor etiquette to marine wank in a paddling pool while children are present. You WILL go to jail, you dirty bastard.
Open to both genders, a marine wank is most commonly (but certainly not exclusively) performed in the bath.
It is reserved for only the most progressive of wankers, the true cream of the crop. Those with a real appetite for their own genetalia.
Other more uncommon places to marine wank include public swimming pools, lidos, paddling pools*, ponds and lakes.
There are unconfirmed tales of people becoming addicted to marine masturbation. It is reported that people have become so desperate, they've been filling up sinks and dipping in their genitalia for a quick fix.
* please be noted that it is considered poor etiquette to marine wank in a paddling pool while children are present. You WILL go to jail, you dirty bastard.
Pal, I'm gagging for a marine wank. I might just dangle my balls in the sink for ease. It's a bit long having to run an entire bath at this time of night.
masturbate wank wanker
masturbate wank wanker
by PeadophileJenkins2 May 13, 2016
Get the Marine Wankmug. Do you ever get thirsty and then realized you brushed your teeth but you don’t want water so you get a straw and stick it rlly far down ur throat so it doesn’t touch your teeth?? Well kids that diddle wanking.
A person who does this is a diddle wanker and should be respected.
A person who does this is a diddle wanker and should be respected.
by Diddle wankers January 28, 2019
Get the Diddle wankingmug.