Very much like the Cleveland Steamer, The Smitty Steamer is performed by a small individual doing a rather "sloppy" shit on the other and rubbing it in using his Genitals.
by Benjii Richards March 7, 2008
Get the The Smitty Steamermug. When you dip your sweaty scrotum in glitter, and proceed to sit on your partner's face, facing toward their feet. Similarly, facing in the other direction is a Reverse My Little Pony Steamer. Not to be confused with a Glazed Donut Steamer, which substitutes sugar sprinkles for glitter.
Dipping your scrotum in glitter? That's pretty nuts.
Dipping your scrotum in glitter? That's pretty nuts.
"Conventional love-making? I say 'neigh'....why don't we start our foreplay with a My Little Pony Steamer?"
by Harold Bawls, Esq. June 23, 2022
Get the My Little Pony Steamermug. I laid a huge Cleveland steamer on that slut's tits last night. Call 1-800-STEEMER Cleveland Steemer makes it cleaner.
by SpoogeBob CumPants March 6, 2021
Get the Cleveland Steamermug. When you engage in casual sex with a Baltimorean and they hit you upside the head with a crab cracker, leave a steamy dump on your chest, and season you with old bay.
Met this girl at Ottobar who took me to LP Steamers, I had to take 3 showers to get rid of the smell!
by lpsteamer March 12, 2024
Get the LP Steamermug. When a geriatric and overly aggressive lover delivers a surprise all liquid defecation upon an unwilling middle age participants chest and face. Followed up with all the urine the geriatic and overly aggressive lover can possibly muster.
The old man popped out of no where and bestowed a state street steamer upon my delicate and bountiful chest meats.
by State Street Car Wash January 21, 2024
Get the state street steamermug. When a woman profusely vomits on their partners chest, all while receiving oral sex from their partner and further lathering the vomit into the chest of the partner.
by Broc Hard April 12, 2023
Get the Stokely Steamermug. by Mysingingmonsters January 8, 2025
Get the Chad steamermug.