A Jordan Story

A "Jordan Story" is a story that has no purpose or real ending but instead fizzles out with a long build-up, only to never reach a true climax, or to have a climax that lacks any real significance. These stories are typically followed by Jordan Frasca giggling about the story to herself, making them actually funny.

Um...okay? what was the point of that? that was just A Jordan Story.

by bsmithers April 13, 2019

jordan theory

The theory that everything you say is a lie

I think he has Jordan theory.

by Mr. Kerwit October 22, 2017

Jackson Jordan

A dog, referring to how much of a bitch he is. Often seen wearing dresses

Get your dog ass off the floor Jackson Jordan, go make a move on that british chick

by camppatches May 17, 2015

Deanna Jordan

FLAT

Sophie Your Not Flat Your Deanna Jordan

by Big Bèn June 2, 2019

Jordan Lipscomb

Male Fashion Model: A well known model within the modeling industry, and a much admired ladies man.

Example #1) Dan pulled a (Jordan Lipscomb) to score a date with his crush.

Example #2) Dan want's to be more like (Jordan Lipscomb).

by FashionBlogger123 March 27, 2019

jordan and jon

lovebirds

you are such a jordan and jon!
jordan and jon are a couple that will never be forgotten

by blah blah bkah December 8, 2017

jordan barker

a fucking twig

look at jordan barker.

by Evan Roten December 6, 2019