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Spaghetti Anus

a worm infested bloody anus may contain poop, "meatballs"
I have a spaghetti anus
by Extendedmeme September 12, 2020
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anus buster

The action of inserting your entire skull into someones rectum and wearing their ass as a hat. Often leading to severe constipation.
Wow, the anus buster turned my nigger dick into a bigger nick.
by Theshizzhole April 7, 2017
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admiral anus

A stupid thing to call your peer/s when they are acting in a way that greatly magnifies how much of an asshole he/she is.
Friend: *throws up on your chest while fishing in the middle of the ocean*
You: Wow, admiral anus you totally fucked my only shirt. Next time you wanna try relieving yourself off the side of the boat?
by Asshandle June 26, 2015
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Anu's Touch

Anu's Touch, stylized as Anustouch, is a permanently closed South Indian restaurant in Boobston, NJ that served what some consider them most innovative Indian dish of the 20th century: dehydrated miniature starfish in a brown curry glaze, garnished with corn. It is said to have tasted primarily of rancid vegetable oil. Other restaurants have attempted to reproduce the dish over the years, but none have succeeded in replicating the secret sauce—anu's touch. The founder, Jaggerwal Fatwinder, now long dead, claimed to have dreamt up the dish while under anaesthesia during the removal of a fat deposit in his forearm.
Bro, wanna do anu's touch tonight?
Thought ya'd never ask!
by trilliam turdsworth May 8, 2023
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Anus volcanus

Do you want to go to taco bell? queried bill
No thanks it gives me anus volcanus. Replied dave
by Boobis May 29, 2025
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AnUs BlEeD

A steady stream of blood that pools in your anus until it eventually gets too large for your anal cavity to hold and it explodes causing the blood that was in your anus to go all over the place.
I lOvE tO dRiNk ThE bLoOd FrOm My AnUs BlEeD!
by TEES DADDY! January 5, 2018
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Anus

The scientific word for the opening in between the buttocks. Also commonly sexualized by some minority groups.
Doctor: Sir you have a severe rash on and around your anus.
Patient: You mean the asshole?
Doctor: Yes.
by Daddy Pedro December 3, 2021
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