Duck Dick

Someone that has a very short and skinny penis. Like a duck.

"OMG, that guy has a little duck dick!"

by Fucking with Jewdy February 6, 2010

Donkey Duck

The alternative to Donkey Dick

You are being a donkey duck

by Donkeyducklover76 October 22, 2017

Gay duck

Cutest duck ever!! Earths best friend ;3

Hi gay duck!

by Earth0690 December 14, 2021

The ducks are sleeping

1 You would say this when you are in a boring conversation

2 when someone mentions someone who's boring

Person 1:.....so then when we got to the park......

Person 2: OMG the ducks are sleeping

Person 1: ...so then I called betty...
Person 2: Betty is sooo boring like the ducks are sleeping

by 🦆🤦🙃 July 7, 2019

duck off

Similar to fuck off, you can tell them to go away angrily and ask them to duck off. I don't know the entire definition, but hey, it works.

Excuse me, do you got a minute where I can talk about Minecra- Duck off.

by HardcoreScientist November 28, 2022

night ducks

When you are at a party and you excuse yourself to go outside to fart, you are checking on the "night ducks" as they are migrating at this time of year.

GEEZ Johnnie that is the third time you went outside in the last 1/2 hour. "Yup, checking on the "night ducks".

by coyotemutt January 24, 2015

Duck beak

A duck so smart it can't be just a duck, but rather, a duck beak

Hey you see him? Yeah..duck beak..I heard his iq is higher than Einstein

by Gelytin March 6, 2023