chocolate tears

When you're sad and you think of something you love to feel better.

John: I was crying about my math grade until I thought about the pizza I'm getting for lunch.
Richard: Aww man, those are chocolate tears!

by itssojuvia October 7, 2021

shedding beer tears

When you cry over everything after a few drinks.

When she saw Brian hooking up with her best friend, Simran started shedding beer tears of pity for her friend.

by Eklavya May 25, 2021

Bidet tears

Bidet tears: when someone's tears are so pathetic you want to wipe your ass with them.

I wish my ex would stop trying to guilt me into a mercy fuck with his bidet tears.

by anonymous January 23, 2022

Guts Stan tears

A glass of Cum also known as “the hawk meat rider’s mead”

“I’m drinking Guts Stan Tears”

“Bro that’s weird as fuck, but I respect your choice and I just hope you won’t start debates on the internet about how a fictional character who did everything wrong, somehow did everything right.”

by Sunjoy Enjoyer5 February 9, 2023

Tearing Tired

When you're really sad and you cry yourself to sleep.

I was so sad last night that I was tearing tired.

by BallingHardxo October 18, 2012

Foot Tear

The act of walking around a pre-determined residential area, consuming alcohol and causing mayhem and destruction, usually with fireworks.

"Lets go for a foot tear and fuck shit up"

by KSISS April 15, 2010

Faggot tears

Kinda like male tears but it's the cum of a faggot.

I drink faggot tears

by MFWANG October 21, 2019