teacher

a dum fuck who works in hell and dont know what anything its the oppiste of perfect and sucess.

good teachers dont exist.

by qetyuioo May 2, 2022

Pe teachers

creatures that lurk the gyms and fields of a school. Despite their job title promoting physical education, they ironically haven’t done anything physical since they were in high school. You can feel the floor vibrate and see the San Franciscans getting ptsd as the ground shakes like 8.0 magnitude earthquake as these colossal beings rock the earth with every 500 pound step they take. They tell students to “do more push ups” while all they do is viscously push more food into their mouths. So only time you’ll see these creatures move any faster then a walking pace, is when there’s a flash sale at McDonald’s.

Person 1: HOLY SHIT WHAT WAS THAT

Person 2: oh dw it’s not an earthquake the pe teachers just came back from McDonald’s.

by Who?asked? August 9, 2024

teacher

An unsuccessful person who tries to teach others how to be successful. People who are teachers are usually people who wanted to chase their dream and be successful in life but failed and had to be a teacher instead.

Our teacher is so dumb and almost everybody in our class is smarter than her.

by Squid Kid [twtx] December 18, 2020

indian substitute teacher

mean to nice people

oh u have the Indian substitute teacher? that stinks man.

by numba1hata February 24, 2025

teacher fucker

A person who fucks her teacher to get a better grade

Leann is such a teacher fucker

by RatmanINC. February 20, 2024

buddy teacher

An employee of a school district that is, despite his / her title as an educator, less concerned with education than making friends with students. Buddy teachers have no classroom management, assign little or no work, watch a lot of movies, and allow students to call them by their first names. Extreme buddy teachers buy alcohol for, host parties for, lie to parents for, or even date their older students.

Student 1: Take Mark’s class. His class is awesome. You never have to do anything.
Student 2: Nah, I’m cool. 30 year old buddy teachers are cringe.

by mikejackson3 October 6, 2019

Teacher

Very strict people, usually fat jackasses.

That teacher is DOYYYYYY... Of course.

by suck it to m March 13, 2017