Sleeping Tom

When a person drapes their scrotum and testicles over the eyelids of a sleeping friend.

That kid was passed out in the bathroom so you know I had to give him a sleeping tom

by Heterofaggot October 21, 2018

Trying to sleep

The state during which one masters the art of naps, procrastination and excuses while being exposed to laughably high levels of stress, repeated mental breakdowns and a lack of social life. Also known as IB.

Random guy: "Hey Lucas, have you done th- "
Lucas: "Idk man, I'm trying to sleep."

by breadakita March 10, 2020

sleep downloading

The downloading version of sleep walking. Explanation for failing to account for material found in one's phone, laptop, ipad, etc especially explicit material.

Jack: Dude I'm wondering how this photo of Anne Hathaway ended up in my blackberry?

Dave: guess you are sleep downloading nowadays.

by DeeTeeChex December 12, 2012

Rotten sleep

When the quality of your sleep is just awful. You toss and turn, wake and fall back to sleep a little, wake again, restless leg syndrome, cant breathe, have anxiety, continue to toss and turn, even try hot tea and hot showers... still toss and turn until its bright outside. Typically happens after consuming sugar or waking up after being drunk and not being able to go back to sleep.

Ron: im gonna blow a fucking bullet in my brain! Cant fucking sleep.. its Rotten sleep god damnit!

Sabrina: oh i slept like a rock, maybe should stop getting drunk at 6 pm and passing out, only to wake at 1257 am.. hehehehe, wouldnt have to worry about that there rotten sleep.

by Hatingthisday July 19, 2019

Sleep then YEET

When you sleep with someone then yeet yourself away

Bella: I think this person might want a relationship, but I kinda only wanna just sleep with them
Msn: It's okay, you should just Sleep then Yeet!

by Emmelyne August 30, 2022

Stone Sleep

That sleep when you're high as fuck and having the sickest dreams of your life.

Dad: "Jimmy I know you smoked last night"
Jimmy: "What? How did you know?"
Dad: "...Well I came into your room to tell you I was home, and then I couldn't wake you up. Looked like you were having some pretty good dreams. That's stone sleep for ya"

by alexfromtarget November 12, 2014

electric sleep

sexual intercourse

man 1- did you see jake last night?
man 2- no, he totally had electric sleep with mary

by briccoli October 20, 2019