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Jason

1) A common, every day name.
2) Poop. Used in this way, Jasons in general become extremely offended.
Oh man, that burrito made me take the biggest Jason.

That guy has the worst Jason breath ever.
Holy fuck that's a massive Jason on the sidewalk.
by McDave13 November 23, 2021
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jason

jason is the name of a guy with many admirers. hes also kinda hot and probably plays basketball, attracts older women too
“wah jason so hot
too bad so many girls are chasing him”
by has a crush on jason August 20, 2021
mugGet the jasonmug.

Jason Bourne

A Vicodin pill laced with Fentanyl and Oxycodone. Usually purchased by crackheads in Massachusetts.
Bro, I got so fucked up off 12 Jason Bournes last night, I accidentally left my shoes in the microwave.
by MisterToastyBuns November 3, 2023
mugGet the Jason Bournemug.

Jason

A short sexy young man that enjoys giving (and receiving head) from big black men
"He gives head just like a Jason!"
by The Niggar April 12, 2023
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jason farted

Ew ew ew jason farted, so stinky
Jason is really gassy and his farts are sexy

Jason farted.
by Farting and pooping October 22, 2023
mugGet the jason fartedmug.

Jason

Did you hear about Jason, such a douche.
by peniseater234 November 26, 2019
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Jason Cox

by MrJWC October 28, 2023
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