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StakeSex

To stab a person with a stake during or directly following sexual intercourse. Most effective when the intended victim is a vampire. Bonus points if you do it mid orgasm.
Damn, Russel just stakesexed that hooker!
by ACBia October 13, 2010
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Shakespeare

Word used to describe pot or one who is high. Comes from when my friends were high and read Shakespeare plays.
"Are you on Shakespeare?"

"Jeff, you got any Shakespeare?"

"Mary, you are Shakespeare."
by Rusty Shackleford, July 5, 2005
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stakey

Yo, that's mad stakey, son
by SBURHMB May 7, 2008
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United States of America

A country founded as a melting pot which became the most racist shit hole ever to walk the earth. One Hispanic alone will be made fun of by white trash goverment ruling mother fuckers. FUCK AMERICA.
Dude where you moving.
United States of America.
Don't, it's a piece of shit, move to Canada. No ones racist there.
I finally understand.
by A Rebel October 14, 2010
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United States Naval Academy

The singular place of education where you can empower the United States Navy to shove a million dollar education up your ass a nickel at a time. The graduates, frequently known as "ringknockers" proudly display their trophy in the most arrogant and assholish fashion possible, peering down their noses at people who were direct commissions or graduated from NROTC units at other universities nationwide. These people go on to lead what tehy consider to be elitist lives and frequently get their asses kicked at squadron parties by many an aviator.
"I graduated from the United States Naval Academy, class of 1998. Where did YOU graduate from?"
by Lieutenant Annapolis Sucks September 15, 2006
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Wal-mart Stares

When two people intimately in love are staring at each other in Wal-mart.
Remember when I kissed you on the cheek?
That was sweet.
Remember when I kissed you on the cheek?
I enjoyed that.
It was when we felt the Wal-mart Stares.
Jennifer, I love you so so much!
And when you kissed me, I was bubbling inside with happiness.
I love you.
by Tide Detergent January 16, 2008
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snakes

snakes (snakus verislowus) are defined by their long slender bodies and extremely slow nature. Scientist recently proved that their sluggish speed is only matched by the even slower creature, the pig tailed mcouat (gaysexus mcouatus). Most species of snake can be found in their natural habitat, planes. And thats all anyone knows about the snakes.
"Yes, of course snakes are faster than mcouats."
by Dr. Thadius Coleslaw M.D. August 31, 2006
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